There’s the war we started, and the one we won’t stop. Democracy Arsenal on the war in Darfur.

Perhaps the lower the satire, the higher the art. Fishbowl NY on The Onion’s latest – taking out big-box retail, hyper-branding, corporate news, and the Iraq war all in one clip. I only hope my loved ones build me a memorial deck.

Oh, CNN. Where to start? Gawker gives us the latest and greatest on disgraced CNN presenter-turned meth-head Richard Quest. Really, Richard — everyone knows you keep your dildo in your pocket. No one wants their junk to smell like gym socks.

I love The Smoking Gun. Almost as much as I love the Freedom of Information Act. MediaShift discusses the always entertaining and increasingly credible web phenom.

Syria and North Korea, cohorts in a nuclear scheme? Israel completely justified in bombing … well, whatever it wants to? Sounds like the US government, alright! Salon explores the skepticism toward claims and blames from the White House.

And now this, from the office of Yeah But You’ll Still Bend Over & Take It: Diebold (now Premier — DO NOT let name changes throw you off the trail!) admits its ATMs are more robust than its voting machines. Slashdot has an interesting post (with links to the full story) about this admission and the insane reasoning behind it.

And so I can keep my finger on the pulse of my people, Stuff White People Like talks about how I like my pre-schools: private, organic, French, and f*cking crazy.